Ted the Weatherman for Meveret
BACK TO YOU, KEVIN
Ted doesn’t know how sandstorms are made. God, he thinks, the smiling God must bring his hands down and whip the sand into a frenzy, showering it down across Desert Bluffs and the rest of the world to say ‘Hello!’.
Ted doesn’t know why it’s so hot; surely that must be God too; he looks down on this little town with his bright, brilliant smile, and they get their warmth from his great warmth.
Ted doesn’t know how he could have ended up with such a great friend and co-worker like Kevin. God must have carved him with his own hands, made him perfect and friendly and picked out his voice especially for the radio, because to hear Kevin’s voice every day is truly a gift from their smiling God. He tells this to Kevin once, during an after work (strex-approved) drink, and Kevin blushes and laughs and tells Ted he is also the best friend he could ever ask for.
The day after he told Kevin this, Strex bodyguards came into their workplace and dragged Ted away for ‘special random re-education’. Ted doesn’t know how he got chosen for that either, but as they put the needle in his arm and Diego comes into his line of vision, he closes his eyes and thanks the Smiling God for Strex Corp.
"Grandma Josephine, out by the car dealership, says the demons revealed themselves to her. Said they were ten feet tall, obscure, and one of them was white. Said they stalled her progress and prevented her from finishing her household chores. One of them broke all her light bulbs. She’s offering to trade the broken glass which was touched by a demon, in exchange for a new light bulb.
It was the white demon, if that sweetens the pot for anyone.”
I don’t know why I always imagine Earl wearing casual clothes in these fics.
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
The Penguin Foundation has a global call out for knitters to make pullovers for penguins in rehab.
Penguins caught in oil spills need the little jumpers to keep warm and to stop them from trying to clean the toxic oil off with their beaks.
If you enjoy knitting as a pass time please please please do this. please.
You can download a PDF with more info here
signal boost this year again :D